So funny! How many times have you been invited to a kids birthday party just to find out you are the only childless woman there. You kind of suspected that but didn't want to seem like an ungrateful friend, so you went anyway. You look for the alcohol somewhere but all you can find are freaking cupcakes and purple colored soda. Where is my alcohol?!!!! You then proceed to put yourself in a sweets induced coma just to get trough the event.
Meanwhile some smug beyotch who is in her second pregnancy asks you the dreaded question: When are you going to have a baby? Haven't you and A been together for like a zillion years? Images of slapping her across the head flashes trough your mind while you simultaneously smile and tell her "not yet, we are waiting a little bit longer". Ugh! Seriously! Kids birthday parties are only rivaled in their torture capacity by baby showers. Don't even start me on those...
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